Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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