a queef is a wish your heart makes.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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