grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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