It's like God shit irony all over that family
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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