Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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