Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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