I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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