and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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