Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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