Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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