belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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