wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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