nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
