Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
People in love make me want to vomit
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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