You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm too high and old for this...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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