sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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