Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Boobs speak an international language.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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