ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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