No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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