I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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