It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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