Whatcha textin bout Willis?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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