we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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