Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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