New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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