Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Help. Why am I so naked?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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