No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You were trust falling into bushes
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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