If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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