in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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