Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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