so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Bring me that man meat
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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