69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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