do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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