so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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