i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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