i don't like sucking hair
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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