singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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