That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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