this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
wow bdsm is so cute
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