I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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