I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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