come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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