carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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