yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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