do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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