Dual....:-)
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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