There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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