don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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