There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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