i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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