oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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