It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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