Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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