and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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