im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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